Happy Anniversary Twin. I can't believe you lasted 12 years with him. I mean he's icky. He's a boy and he likes cake and he rubs your feet. You chained him up in the basement right? You aren't going to let someone else have him ... EVER. Ever look at him again. Cause after 12 years you should have him chained up so you can keep him forever. Just sayin. Don't tell him I said that. Love you Twin. Happy Anniversary!
(Thanks Twin! Love you too ...)